Dogliness!

                                                                                                                    

Knock knock! *Jingle bells. Jingle bells*

Yay! The door is speaking! Which means they are here!  Lemme get ready.I would probably go out with them today.

What? Why are the noises not heard now? Uff! That’s not them. How long should I wait! Bloody Shiters can’t they just come home? Don’t they know I am here alone? Don’t they know they have to take me out to meet my friends? Bloody dogs!

“Knock knock!**Jingle bells. Jingle bells*

COME INNN!!!! Shouted me.

There he is. With golden mush and huge physique. Anyone would fall for him in the first sight.

“Bruno, You can call me Bru. Neighbor; that’s right” murmured him. Whoa. I have a hot neighbor! What the what!!

I invited him for a cup of milk. He was hungry too. We shared our glasses. He touched me once and I was all in love with …”

SLAP!!!!!!

Ouch!! OH! What the Fu…

SLAP!!!

I stood up with that second slap!

Man!!! They are here!   Bruno,hide fast..hide..under the fridge, hide under the…what! Where is Bruno?

Shit! That was a bloody dream!

They just entered the room and started shouting at me. Whatever. Let me act as if I am scared, or else I won’t get to go out and have food tonight!

Yayy! The doors are open for me! I jumped out and ran on the road!! Fresh air!! fresh air!!

 I almost flew. It is so dark outside. When I came out sometime back it was so sunny!

“RIYOOO!!!!!!!” –I was shouted at! Jeezzz!!! I freezed.!

Oops.Pee time! Let me be frank.When I want to pee,I do it wherever I am. So I anchored myself in the middle of the road.It’s an awesome feeling when you see it flowing down the streets! Trust me.

So these servants of mine who are management graduates parcel my poo up seconds after I am done. And No, I don’t pay them a penny.

There I get my boiled rice plus chicken soup.yea. Man! I was so damn hungry.I see food I transform into a small white horse.I gallop,I jump in the air and cleans the floor with my tail.Thats my style.

I am so lucky.I get food,spa,massage,love,slaps,kicks,everything .All these for free.And once even a MasterCard came free to me,which I dismantled.Yes I was kicked for that too.

And that is how my one day is. I don’t know,Whatever I get kicked for,I know I love them. because I have only them J

As I always say God created love and then created dogs to spread it.. So I live here. Like a boss! B-)