Dogliness!
Knock knock! *Jingle bells. Jingle bells*
Yay! The door is speaking! Which means they are here! Lemme get ready.I would probably go out with
them today.
What? Why are the noises not heard now? Uff! That’s not
them. How long should I wait! Bloody Shiters can’t they just come home? Don’t
they know I am here alone? Don’t they know they have to take me out to meet my
friends? Bloody dogs!
“Knock knock!**Jingle bells. Jingle bells*
COME INNN!!!! Shouted me.
There he is. With golden mush and huge physique. Anyone
would fall for him in the first sight.
“Bruno, You can call me Bru. Neighbor; that’s right”
murmured him. Whoa. I have a hot neighbor! What the what!!
I invited him for a cup of milk. He was hungry too. We
shared our glasses. He touched me once and I was all in love with …”
SLAP!!!!!!
Ouch!! OH! What the Fu…
SLAP!!!
I stood up with that second slap!
Man!!! They are here!
Bruno,hide fast..hide..under the fridge, hide under the…what! Where is
Bruno?
Shit! That was a bloody dream!
They just entered the room and started shouting at me.
Whatever. Let me act as if I am scared, or else I won’t get to go out and have
food tonight!
Yayy! The doors are open for me! I jumped out and ran on the
road!! Fresh air!! fresh air!!
I almost flew. It is
so dark outside. When I came out sometime back it was so sunny!
“RIYOOO!!!!!!!” –I was shouted at! Jeezzz!!! I freezed.!
Oops.Pee time! Let me be frank.When I want to pee,I do it
wherever I am. So I anchored myself in the middle of the road.It’s an awesome
feeling when you see it flowing down the streets! Trust me.
So these servants of mine who are management graduates
parcel my poo up seconds after I am done. And No, I don’t pay them a penny.
There I get my boiled rice plus chicken soup.yea. Man! I was
so damn hungry.I see food I transform into a small white horse.I gallop,I jump
in the air and cleans the floor with my tail.Thats my style.
I am so lucky.I get
food,spa,massage,love,slaps,kicks,everything .All these for free.And once even
a MasterCard came free to me,which I dismantled.Yes I was kicked for that too.
And that is how my one day is. I don’t know,Whatever I get
kicked for,I know I love them. because I have only them J
As I always say God created love and then created dogs to spread it.. So I live
here. Like a boss! B-)